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9 July 2017 in toilets | Stories from Australia, India and the internet

Let’s start with the news you’ve all clearly been waiting for. Who won “The Best Toilet in Australia” award? Well, Hit FM tells us that  the winner is Toowoomba Portable Toilets, who boast of their “Dunnies with a difference”. Their portable toilets include a red London phone box, rustic shed,  and a beach house.

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Two of Toowoomba’s dunnies with a difference – pics from hit.com.au


The Hindustan Times reports on a new product, intended to calm fears around germs and public toilet seats. Neena Narayan, a Delhi homemaker, has invented a disposable toilet seat cover that you can carry with you in your handbag. She says that it “feels like silk, protects like steel.”


Narayan with her toilet seat cover – pic by Burhaan Kinu in Hindustan Times


Staying in India, and moving to Gurugram, where the police are investigating the case of 23 missing toilets. The Times of India reports on the case which arose around a new modern office block, Silverton Towers, where the developers sold the space intended to be communal toilet blocks as office space. Some of the companies that have taken office space in the building have reported this to the police and asked them to locate the missing toilets.


And finally, to a four-year-old Amazon review for a toilet brush, which has reappeared on Reddit and on various tabloid news sites over the last few weeks.

“I don’t know how these things have caught on! Absolute agony and disgusting to use. Call me old-fashioned, but I’m sticking with toilet paper.”

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The Queen, a chicken, some porta-potties and an angry mayor

Today’s first story involves poo and the Queen of England, and therefore cannot be ignored. The Edinburgh Evening News is running a story about a historic steam train whose first passenger was the Queen, and which has carried 6500 “railway enthusiasts and day-trippers” since then. The trouble is that the train, which is confusingly called “the Union of South Africa”, even though it runs between England and Scotland, doesn’t have toilet waste containers, like a newer train would, and so the tracks have been littered with poo (possibly including valuable royal poo), which the railworkers have to scrape off. Understandably, they are very annoyed by this, and to mark this, the Edinburgh Evening News ran the story accompanied with my favourite type of picture – a person looking sad next to the thing that made them sad, in this case rail trade union official Michael Hogg, next to a train.


From the Edinburgh Evening News

I feel sorry for the railworkers in the last story, but even more sorry for this poor chicken, who was found dehydrated in a toilet in a 24-hour betting shop in Morden, South London. LBC reported that the chicken was rescued by the RSPCA, who said she had been mistreated for some time and they are caring for her. They have called her “Armitage” and we wish her all the best in her recovery.


Armitage – photo by RSPCA, seen on LBC.co.uk

I had never heard of Corvallis, Oregon before today, but it showed up in my toilet newsfeed because of a “public defecation problem”, as reported in this story in the Corvallis Gazette-Times. The problem could of course be more properly described as a homelessness problem, rather than a defecation one, but it is good news that the council has decided to pay for two more porta-potties (American names can be very childish sometimes, and a porta-potty sounds kind of adorable) at a cost of $1320 per year.

Another town I’ve never heard of is Gisborne, New Zealand. Its mayor is very angry. Very angry indeed. This story from the Gisborne Herald about a rant from the mayor about some filthy public toilets deserves to be read in its entirety, but here are some of the choicest morsels:

GISBORNE Mayor Meng Foon is running out of patience with “dirty, grubby people leaving inappropriately-placed bowel movements at the district’s public conveniences”. That’s right. He said “inappropriately placed bowel movements”. Public officials talking euphemistically about shit is one of my favourite things.

“I have personally witnessed poos and urine all over the place,” he said.

“I take pictures and send them to my councillors during tea time.”

And you think your boss is difficult to deal with.